Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

Monday, October 09, 2006

First an editorial…

The situation in Korea makes me wonder...
1) The President has good and reasonable foreign policy goals for the last 6 years.
2) The Department of State seems to not be connected to any thing but its own foreign policy goals.

The PLAN is simple. I grew up a child of the 1950’s and 1960’s. Graduated from High School in 1961 and from College in 1966. It is a simple plan. When the bomb goes off, be higher than the bomb.

The Frog is seriously considering an experimental planting of specialty herbs in the bog. But, they would (of course) only be used when medicinally required.


PS - I know, gentle readers, that this may come as shock. Regardless of how much you would like to vote for the Green Guy to become president, that will not be possible. You see, when I was young, I inhaled some you-know-what! Try not to be shocked by this horrible admission to druggedness.

And here is…

…another possible plan.

Step #1 – Arm South Korea with tactical nukes and with an intermediate range delivery system.

Step #2 – Using standard ordinance; blow all of North Korea’s nuclear facilities into parking lots. Follow this with a (delivered from the air) carpet bombing of all of North Korea with a 2 foot deep layer of leaflets that explain (at length and in detail) the arming of South Korea with tactical Nukes.

The last line of the pamphlet should read (in Korean), “Have a nice day!”

From foggy bottom in the bog,


Obviously Willie Bill Clinton…

…besides being the self-proclaimed-first-black-president-of-the-United-States-of-America is also LaMont Cranston (a.k.a. the Shadow). This is the only explanation for the Frog’s mind being currently clouded.

Wasn’t it Wee Willie Clinton and his pal Maddie Littlebright that started sending nuclear fuel to North Korea so that K. Sic Yung would be a good little dictator and leave us alone?

Groggy in the swamp,

Kermit the Dumbfounded

PS – maybe it’s Hillary (that little Imp) that’s confused by ol’ LaMont.

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