Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

Friday, July 21, 2006

A U.S. Marine squad was marching...

North of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The injured Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving North along the highway here, and coming South was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him, 'Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag', and he yelled back, 'Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk'. So I said, 'Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,mean-spirited lesbian'! He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so doesHillary Clinton'! And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a damn truck hit us".

Thirty three years later in a different war... Same joke... Different politicians! God Bless the U.S.A.!

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

The Froggish person...

is back. The ol’ ‘puter got really sick and had to take an expensive trip to the computer hospital. The ol’ Froggish person is not feeling so good about the World around the Bog either. But humor is everywhere…

For instance, on the MSM news one evening the talking head pointed out that jobs taken by illegals represented only about 5% of the working labor force and this really wasn’t a problem. Later in the newscast it was announced by the Department of Labor that the unemployment rate was some where between 4% and 6%.


I guess that it’s only a problem if you are unemployed.

And later in the week, the Florida citrus folk are whining about not having enough people to harvest the fruit.

Duhhhh… and Double Duhhh…

They all stopped in Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama because $9 to $11 per hour picking up trash, roofing houses and hanging dry wall is a better deal than picking oranges.

Seal the freaking borders. Send illegals home. Send the business that employ illegals home too! After that’s done we can start talking about guest voter legislation or whatever. SEAL THE BORDERS FIRST! Nothing else goes in the legislation. After the BORDERS ARE SEALED, consider other legislation.

These folks aren’t immigrants. Immigrants want to become Americans. That’s why they’re here. These folk are invaders!

Growlingly back,


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