Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

There are times...

...that I just don't get the silly goose's sense of humor. She thinks this is funny and wanted to share it with y'all. Well here it is, and I'm going back into hiding in the bog!

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun."We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "Jeez, this gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Maybe it's just best that I don't understand...

K the Green

Clinton aide says 9/11 film 'correct'

Producer consulted with military attachéwho saw aborted attacks on bin Laden

Valerie Plamegate has now...

...reached it's very end. THE END is best reported by Ann Coulter. I sweep directly to the end of what she wrote. but I urge you to follow link that is given and read the entire article.

information that Wilson's wife worked at the CIA had nothing to do with harming Wilson. It did not come from the White House. It did not even come from someone who supported the war in Iraq.

The rest of the world found out Armitage was Novak's source last week, something Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald knew from the first week of his investigation. So what was Fitzgerald investigating?

Even people who think the president should not be subject to civil suits in office do not deny that Bill Clinton had an affair with Monica Lewinsky and lied about it in a civil suit brought by Paula Jones. However irritating it is to liberals that lying about sex under oath is a crime, there was a crime that Ken Starr was investigating.

What was Fitzgerald investigating? Not only was there no underlying crime, there was not even — as the Times put it — "an attempt to silence Mrs. Wilson's husband" (or an attempt "to respond to people calling you a liar in The New York Times," as normal people put it).

Fitzgerald's entire investigation was nothing but a perjury trap from beginning to end for anyone who misremembered anything about who told whom what about a low-level nobody at the CIA who happened to be married to a Walter Mitty fantasist.

Thank you, Ann Coulter, for bringing Plamegate to it's deserving end.

Friday, September 08, 2006

From Jonah... Castle Argghhh!!!

Canadian soldiers pay tribute to fallen comrades... WO Frank Mellish, WO Richard Nolan, Sgt ShaneStachnik and Pte Mark Graham during a Ramp Ceremony held at the Kandahar Air Field

Task Force Afghanistan is part of Canada's contribution to the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan This mission is about Canadians and their international partners helping Afghanis rebuild their lives, their families, their communities and their nation. Canadian operations works to improve the quality of life of the Afghanis by providing a secure environment in which Afghan society can recover from more than 25 years of conflict.

Thank you my brothers, my friends and my allies.

Peace be with you,


Thursday, September 07, 2006

This may or may not... very hard to believe. I have just found and completed a really inspiring book that was written by Teddy Kennedy.

How to Drive Drunk
Over Bridges!
Okay, so I promise to keep my day job.
Kermit lives!

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