Nap time...

Wisdom from the Silly Goose...

...concerning the sex of inanimate things.

A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female. It gives a man pleasure (he'd be lost without it!), and, although he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

During a a fact finding visit...

...to a mental asylum, the chairman of the DNC asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the Chairman. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you prefer a bed near the window, Chairman Dean?"