Relative to the...

...Intifada Parissienne

I think that I hear the distant sound of accordions. Perhaps the French army is going on a deer hunt?

Somehow, I'm beginning to feel that 'Kinder and Gentler' may not be the correct answer to the question.

Shiver yer timbers matey. The bottom's dropped out of the barometer and there may be a storm a brewin'. It could be time to put some plywood over the front door and batten down the other hatches...

Whoa... There comes that damn accordian music again.

I cannot vouch for the truth...

...of this, and I can't even recollect the rock that I found it under. It is funny so that it really doesn't matter whether it is true or not...

The free ticket

Warning...

Do not read this if (a) it is 3:00 AM (b) you can't get to sleep and (c) you are in stealth mode trying not wake anybody else up. Sudden hooting at this hour will cause the 'alarm dog' to go off and you might as well start a fresh pot of coffee, because everbody wakes up when the "alarm dog' goes off.

Have smiley morning,

Kermit