Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Wisdom from the Silly Goose...

...concerning the sex of inanimate things.

A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female. It gives a man pleasure (he'd be lost without it!), and, although he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!


At Thu Mar 09, 08:32:00 PM, Blogger bob said...

The goose is cookin' with that one, O great green one!

At Sun Mar 26, 06:17:00 PM, Blogger John the Mad said...

That's not a silly goose, that's a wise goose. A goose that made me guffaw out loud.


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