This bowl of...

...Islammofascist Frog Flop will not be served at the table of Kermit the Green.

IF YOU DO NOT PORTRAY US AS PEACFUL LABOURERS IN THE VINEYARD OF ALLAH, WE WILL CUT OFF YOUR HEADS AND LIMBS...

And if that doesn't work, we'll go and eat bugs.

My children had better tantrums than this at the age of 2 years.

As parents, the Goose and I had the good sense to not give the children matches or knives.

Okay, isalmmofascist juvie.... This is your last warning from The Frog. Come near the bog and I will convert your worthless hides into footballs! There is little or no sense wasting our valuable swine (after watching the Super Bowl) assets. On the other hand, it might not work because you jihaddists scumbags seem to be awfully thin skinned and lacking in a sense of humor.

To close... PISS OFF!

Kermit the Green