It's time to get the...

...vaseline and smear it all over your posterior, America. When you see the names of Georgie the Bush and Teddy the Chappaquidic Driver appearing on the same piece of legislation...

...just bend over, grab your ankles and pretend that you hear a really soothing computer voice saying...

"Don't worry little one,

this won't hurt a bit."

Getting nervous in the bog,

Kermit

or as Grandpa Bullfrog

used to say

Take it once from Teddy Kennedy - shame on him

Take it twice from Teddy Kennedy- shame on you