Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

It's time to get the...

...vaseline and smear it all over your posterior, America. When you see the names of Georgie the Bush and Teddy the Chappaquidic Driver appearing on the same piece of legislation...

...just bend over, grab your ankles and pretend that you hear a really soothing computer voice saying...

"Don't worry little one,
this won't hurt a bit."
Getting nervous in the bog,
or as Grandpa Bullfrog
used to say
Take it once from Teddy Kennedy - shame on him
Take it twice from Teddy Kennedy- shame on you


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