Global warming...

...has a really simple solution! Build a giant airconditioning unit on the Moon and point it at the Earth!


Of course this means that Hillary can't be President. Women are always too hot or too cold. We'd have to have a permanent Tank Battalion of UN Blue Helmets to guard the TOP SECRET thermostatic location and and to protect it from illegal changes that have not met standards of global thermal consensus.


I mean, hey, we've always got to take the French into consideration.

Kermit

PRESIDING OFFICER

FROGS FOR ENVIRONMENTAL STABILITY