Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Global warming...

...has a really simple solution! Build a giant airconditioning unit on the Moon and point it at the Earth!


Of course this means that Hillary can't be President. Women are always too hot or too cold. We'd have to have a permanent Tank Battalion of UN Blue Helmets to guard the TOP SECRET thermostatic location and and to protect it from illegal changes that have not met standards of global thermal consensus.



I mean, hey, we've always got to take the French into consideration
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Kermit


PRESIDING OFFICER

FROGS FOR ENVIRONMENTAL STABILITY

1 Comments:

At Thu Jun 29, 11:22:00 AM, Anonymous Arkansas Lady said...

This would never work. Since the unit would be on the moon, it would have to be operated by remote control. And everyone knows that there is no man alive that can keep from surfing with the remote control.

 

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