It was suggested that George Washington...

...missed out on signing some our country's foundational documents in Philadelphia (like the Constitution) because he spent the winter partying with the troops at a spa in rural Pennsylvania called Valley Forge.

You are reading this in English. Thank a teacher!

You are reading this because we have a Constitution. Thank a soldier!

Merry Christmas,

Kermit

P.S. - I can say that because of my First Ammendment Rights. If you are offended, go somewhere and get a life.