It's time for...

...breaking out the Christmas Caroles again. I broke this one out fron Linda at the GREAT PUMPKIN.

Bucky the Groupthink Voter

You know Dithers and Annie and Scottie and Ralphie,
Johnny and Kenny and Billie and Andy,
But do you recall, the most treasured Lib asset of all?


Bucky the Groupthink Voter
Had a very dull, stressed life,
Mortgage/loans/two-kids-in-daycare,
He hardly even saw his wife.


All of his other neighbors,
Tried to get ahead each day,
They were tired and most indignant:
"Can't somebody else please pay?"


Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Liberals came to say,
"Bucky and your friends so bright -
Won't you try some Lib Delight*?


Then all the Groupthinks loved them,
As they shouted out with glee:
"The Liberals are truly Santa,
They've cured our voter apathy!"