One thing that every G.I....

...takes with him is a sense of humour. That's what makes survival in adverse conditions possible. It's also what makes being a 'newbie' or a '1st sargeant' dangerous. The advent of inexpensive video cameras makes these positions even more dangerous.


DO NOT ALLOW THIS TO BE SEEN BY MOONBATS!


If this video clip were to be seen by the Moonbat Brigade, the results could be horrible. Teddy the Perpetually Petulant and Little Dickie the Dastardly would probably start an investigation in the Senate that could insure that Justicea Librata would rule forever in the Supreme Court - the Constitution would be legislated out of existence - the immediate withdrawl of troops from the Middle East would leave us shamed forever. The President could be impeached and the Don Rumsfeld might be tarred and feathered as he was being 'rode out of town' on the (proverbial) rail. This is really over the top.


Not to mention that the Islammofascists would have a new and horrible tool. Think what could happen if they hijacked a Cessna at the local Sky Harbour and flew it into a row of 'Johnny-on-the-Spot' porta potties. Oh, the havoc! I will, personally, never again feel safe at the Bog County Fair.

Tremblingly yours,

Kermit