Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

Friday, July 01, 2005


is the best


At Sat Jul 02, 03:03:00 PM, Blogger Wil said...

HOW did you know that I needed to read that today!??

At Sat Jul 02, 09:52:00 PM, Blogger Debris Trail said...

What? Not even a Ribbit?

At Sun Jul 03, 02:54:00 AM, Blogger Kermit said...

I used to have a bunch of them in my starboard wing. The extreme pressure generated by my high G manouvres caused them to pop off.

Next I tried nuts, but they created too much drag which left me with only one High G Manouvre, which was the clockwise-spiral-of-death and the passengers get nervous when they think that that the LZ might be a smoking crater. So, I gave up smoking.

Which brings us right to the issue of '100 mile per hour' tape. Which is what I now use over the ol' starboard wing. I have also found it useful for wrapping my head when I encounter a Tribe of Roving Libratas. That way the internal pressure that is generated by my brain is confined and I am able to keep my head from exploding. Painful but effective.

Actually Tribes of Roving Libratas is one of the reasons that the Silly Goose and I moved to Oklahoma. It's fairly conservative here. We are thus able to decrease the amount of money budgeted for duct tape; the amount of downtime budgeted for headaches; and the excessive cost of cleanups, which is probably a high priority item on the entire Leftcoast of the USA. Those Turkeys probably support the entire duct tape industry.

I will continue this in another post. But that may bring us to the subject of fences. which involves a little o' this and a little o' that, which is sort of like the Witches in MacBeth, who gave a bad name to the entire tribe of Libratas Wiccansus.

I need to call the vegeterian now and and get the dosage of my medication increased.

Speechless in the Bog,


At Sun Jul 03, 05:35:00 PM, Blogger Kermit said...

Oh RIBBIT, darn... I thought Debris Trail said RIVET. All that typing for nothing.

Kermit :) :) :)


Post a Comment

<< Home

Free Web Counter