I am really not sure...

... if the salesperson at the bookstore was an Alien Entity recently escaped from Area 51 in New Mexico. Or, if she was, possibly, a 'Medical Ethicist' that escaped from Princeton University. The conversation went...

"Where's the self-help section?"

The saleslady said,

"If I told you, it would defeat the purpose."

There are days that it just doesn't pay to climb out of the bog. Try to get some sleep this weekend.

May the water temperature in your bog remain stable,

Kermit