What a...

... downer.

I had a chat with the tadpole's wife. She tells me that "grumpy" is the term that describes the facial expression of a person sitting on the pot trying to poop. She got this bit of information from her Mom, who taught her and her sisters that "making the 'grumpy' face" was the code word for pooping.

Now here's what makes this so bad. Grumpy frog syndrome (a la - Wowee and CROAK, Croak, croak...) may not be a disease. That means that hopes for an entitlement based on being a victim is fading fast. So much for the shiney new teeth.

Does anybody know a T.V. personality the would like to do a Telethon for Constipated Frogs?

Dejectedly...

Yours in the bog,

Kermit