Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

Saturday, May 28, 2005

PLEASE READ and HEED...

This frightening warning is from my Cousin Jim, who presides over an Inter Glacial Bog with a very interesting fauna in Columbus, Ohio.

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

(Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health Human Services)

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.Yes, that is 80 million.
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do".

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand! Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

Croaking Out Loud in the Bog,

Kermit

The King of Laughing Frogs

3 Comments:

At Sun May 29, 05:31:00 PM, Blogger John the Mad said...

Good heavens I had missed this important set of facts altogether. It may well be that doctors are more dangerous than Christians. I don't even want to think about Christian doctors.

 
At Mon May 30, 06:05:00 PM, Blogger Wil said...

You know, my father has said this for years, I can't let him ever read your post or he'll NEVER go in for a check up again!

 
At Mon May 30, 06:56:00 PM, Blogger Howard said...

Man o man I sure am glad that I bought a gun instead of adding another doctor..Blog on McDuff.

 

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