Day By Day© by Chris Muir.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

ANWR...

...the answer is!!!

Caribuo (my spell check is out of whack) do not get Mad Cow Disease. The meat is very tasty and very lean which makes it heart healthy. It has no residual chemical crud, like growth hormones. The antlers look great hanging over the mantle or between great grandfather's suite of armour and the fireplace. Infact, the antlers may take a prominent spot in your families armorial crest. And we can feel good, being a nation of vegetarians, because we support animal rights, and because we will be feeding the hungry around the world with high quality protein that does not conflict with various dietary restrictions.

Now that we got the Caribou (that looks better) problem solved, let drilling begin! I know that the Demorats are not going to like what happens next. Hey, Halliburton is esstential in more oil well completions than Demorats. Now the good news. We coud not have done this without Michael Moore's money!

Thanx, Mikey.

No more of those pesky little Caribou to worry about. Let the drilling begin! Merry Christmas Santa! Next year you can heat the workshop with the clean burning blue flame of natural gas.

Merry Christmas from the Bog,

Kermit

A proud member of People Eating Tasty Animals).

1 Comments:

At Wed Dec 21, 08:44:00 AM, Blogger CA said...

Great post! Merry Christmas!

 

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